Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Episode 22 - "Private Benjamin"

This episode we review Goldie Hawn's most successful movie. We don't really like it but we get drunk enough to some how talk about it for over an hour.

Episode 21 - "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"

It's the orgy episode! Things get wild as we have 3 (THREE!) special guests to talk about Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds in the biggest musical of the 80s.

Episode 20 - "Octopussy"

James Bond returns in out longest (perhaps best) episode yet. Along with reviewing this fun movie we also teach you how Jesus invented the American dollar and we pitch Paul Blart 3: Thundercats.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Episode 10 - "Field of Dreams"

Just realized that I never posted this one which is too bad because it's a good one.

Kevin Costner uses baseball to deal with his daddy issues. Meanwhile we use Star Wars to deal with our no sex robot issues.

Episode 19 - "Sudden Impact"

After a week off to hang out with nerds, celebrities, and nerdy celebrities we return with the Dirty Harry film "Sudden Impact" staring and directed by noted curmudgeon Clint Eastwood. Sooooo many people get shot.

Episode 18 - "The Secret of My Succe$s"

Michael J. Fox and the original Supergirl Helen Slater learn about love and business. Meanwhile we teach you about what to do in prison, the power of montages, and the importance of Saturday morning cartoons.

Episode 17 - "Uncle Buck"

This episode we discuss the classic John Candy / John Hughes jam "Uncle Buck". We mainly talk about how much we like it until near the end when we get super sacrilegious talking about Jesus and prostitutes and whatnot. You know, the usual.

Episode 16 - "Smokey and the Bandit Part II"

In which we talk about how awesome Burt Reynolds is, share our truck driver dreams, and pitch the best Rom-Com of all time - which may or may not, but definitely does, tie in to "The Fast and Furious".

Episode 15 - "Stakeout"

In today's episode Richard Dreyfuss is between 5'2" and 5'11" depending on obvious movie magic and Emilio Estevez has a mustache. We also talk about sayings from the 1920s while discussing the least super of super cops in 1987's "Stakeout".

Episode 14 - "Jewel of the Nile"

The power trio of Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny Devito reunite in "Jewel of the Nile" from 1985. Meanwhile the power duo of E.G. and Francisco reunite to to talk about oral sex and Teddy Ruxpin... not at the same time although now that I think about it we definitely should have.

Episode 13 - "Witness"

In this episode we make up Viggo Mortensen fan-fiction and speculate wildly on the Amish lifestyle as we discuss 1985's "Witness" starring Harrison Ford.

Episode 12 - "Lethal Weapon"

The buddy cop film that all other buddy cop films wish they were. A mustachioed gentlemen who is of an age too advanced for such things and a suicidal mad man who just needs a friend team up to shoot and punch things. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover star in Lethal Weapon. Spoiler alert, we like it, but we're still going to make jokes.